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Be Strong [20 Feb 2005|03:14am] I love you, Michael Jackson. read what 9 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Tell a Friend [17 Nov 2004|01:09pm] I did the album cover for Elseworth's most recent album "Tell a Friend" (http://www.elseworth.com/). Check it out. It makes me laugh. read what 3 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Tripping [14 Jul 2004|02:20pm] Why does every lighthearted romance movie trailer from the past couple of years feature a girl tripping over her feet and falling out of the frame? Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lindsey Lohan, the Olson Twins, Hillary Duff... the list goes on and on. It's irritating. read what 12 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Public Service Announcement [14 Apr 2004|07:04pm] The world wants to end. It's becoming a scary, scary place. Protect your children from the future by not having any [children]. Bringing children into this sick, sad, demented, war-torn, disease-ridden, filth-laden world is just another form of child abuse. If you are straight, get your tubes tied. If you are gay, stay that way. read what 17 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

the girls who cried "wolf" [28 Jan 2004|10:53pm] I have a good collection of suicide notes started. Two from my mom and one from my sister. And only from the last two years. If only I'd thought of it years ago!. I'd have enough notes collected to compile into a very interesting book. Mom is a "running car in a closed-up garage" kind of gal; Sis is more of a "lots of pills and alcohol" sort of chick. read what 89 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Please Stop Laughing!!! [01 Jan 2004|03:51am] Please stop laughing! Eventually, the stench molecules of your breath will reach my nostrils! read what 59 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

your container is decaying [13 Dec 2003|01:21pm] "The human body is basically disgusting. All your hopes and aspirations seem to die the day you look in the mirror and realize your container is decaying." - Tom Ellard (Severed Heads) read what 28 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

I KNEW IT!!! [09 Dec 2003|05:11pm] "CHARGES AGAINST MICHAEL JACKSON UNFOUNDED" : http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dcfsmemo1.html Michael, I NEVER stopped believing in you! I love you!!!! read what 18 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

be prepared. [25 Sep 2003|02:01pm] If the fine doll box belongs to you, it will become a memory. You will watch the folded box leave by hand, as the device placed by God into the ego vehicle heads out of the well. Blood-soaked cold air will activate the dream. Watch as the chemicals collide, releasing the bandages, and a fog of unknown origin. The delicate ghost will bend into an inkwell. The old book of hellish despair will seek lips and legs. Time becomes darkness. Behold the immeasurable sadness of the clone exhibition. Hell bans unplanned movement. We are here. We belong in the old rotted mulch. We belong, crawling in the old box of broken bones. If the sea of filth forces itself upon us, our escape opens a new valve, releasing the polluted stream. And we travel. Split in half. Sobbing. Covered in Dirt. Covered in oil. Covered in filth. Covered in blood. Split. Skin the earhole. Confined in a small wooden space. Old wishes cave in. Raining down. Hiding in waves. Reaching the old box. Reaching old days. read what 35 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

I HATE THE SUN!!! [14 Jul 2003|04:49pm] And don't tell me "but the sun keeps us alive!", because I hate it for that, too. read what 46 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Girls Gone Wild! [28 Apr 2003|12:22am] Shrieking and cursing and showing their tits They writhe on the ground and wallow in shit Girls gone wild! Filthy and rabid and smelling like skunks They stumble about like bumbling drunks Girls gone wild! Running with wolves and covered with fleas They dine in dumpsters and piss where they please. Girls gone wild! read what 23 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

FEED ME YOUR SCREAMS [27 Feb 2003|10:58pm] LOOK OUTSIDE I'M ON YOUR STREETCORNER MOUTH STUFFED WITH A SOCK STARING UP WITH CAMERAEYES I SEE YOU AND ALL YOU DO I AM THE LARGE BLACK SPIDER CRAWLING UP YOUR FIRE ESCAPE I AM THE DIRTY BLACK ANGEL ON YOUR CEILING STARING DOWN DOWN DOWN ALL NIGHT LONG I AM THE FIEND THAT HAUNTS ALL YOUR DREAMS WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP read what 16 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Michael Jackson [09 Feb 2003|04:39pm] Please voice your support by going out and buying at least one of his CDs. (Also, please copy this entire entry into your LiveJournal in order to spread the word. Thank you!) read what 13 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Because [30 Jan 2003|11:39am] I've been dead for nearly three years. read what 6 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

blrrggghhh ughhh [24 Jan 2003|10:14pm] If only I could stop dying, I could start living. read what 2 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

With apologies to George Michael... [23 Jan 2003|09:34pm] I hereby declare the phrase “careless whisper” to be a new euphemism for vomiting. read what 6 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

It may be a tiny Fist, but it's oh so Cold. [20 Jan 2003|01:57pm] Aren't you tired of LiveJournalers prattling on endlessly about everything you don't give a shit about? People need to be put in their place. Now, you too can wield the Cold Fist of Reality! Right now (and at least once a day from here on), copy the following phrase, and paste it as a comment in someone's LiveJournal: Meanwhile, children are starving in Ethiopia. read what 13 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Dead cavern of exhausted organs [19 Jan 2003|10:46pm] I imagine my insides look like black hanging moist sacs, all steamy and gurgling. Dripping clotted froth. Dry rot in the corners. Pockets of writhing vermin. Stench of three week old casserole. read what 5 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Death crawls in [18 Jan 2003|04:27am] spreading black talons setting up shop making itself right at home hanging black bats setting up the rot phoning all its friends spreading itself thin death crawls in death crawls in death crawls in read what 6 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

Miscalculated My Value [14 Jan 2003|01:45pm] Never overestimate your importance in the lives of others. read what 5 florence henderson lookalikes wrote | now, you write something

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